Katt Burglar

Comedian Katt Williams was a guest -- not a burglar -- at the Georgia home he is now accused of breaking into with a crowbar, his lawyer told CNN.

The house, on a horse farm in rural west Georgia, is owned by record producer Barry Hankerson, according to the police report. Williams has been living in the Coweta County, Georgia, home for nearly a month while filming a movie produced by Hankerson, attorney William Briggs said.


Williams, 38, was arrested early Monday after an employee of Hankerson's -- Daniel Paul Broach -- called police and reported Williams had broken into the home with a crowbar, the police report said.


A Coweta County magistrate set bail at $40,000 in a hearing Monday afternoon, which lawyers were working to post, Briggs said. The police report said about $3,500 in jewelry and collectable coins were stolen, which his lawyer said "we absolutely deny."


"Mr. Williams wears more than that in jewelry on his person," Briggs said.Briggs said Williams argued with the employee, prompting the burglary report.


Hankerson spoke with investigators Monday afternoon to assure them Williams had his permission to stay indefinitely in the home he was accused of burglarizing, Briggs said.

-as reported by CNN.com


Let me say, live to the 'Nets, that Daniel Paul Broach is Imperial Ruler of the Douche Nozzles, if this story is accurate. That friends, is "hating" to the largest extent.


Perhaps Daniel was upset that his hair wasn't as luxurious as 'Money Mike's. Maybe he was this fat, unhappy, washed up wanna-be superstar who couldn't stand to see a man, barely 5' tall, with so much "success" in life. Then again, maybe he's a closet homosexual, who's long craved the sweet caress of Barry
Hankerson, since back in Aaliyah's hey day, yet, here's Barry offering another man rest in his humble abode. Meanwhile, poor, sexually-confused Mr. Broach is forced to watch those two cats sip Old English from pimp cups made of silver & gold, while he warms his Cup 'O' Noodles on the hood of his Ford Taurus.


I know Katt's antidepression medication doesn't mix well with the super-hydroponic weed he smokes like Newport cigarettes, but this time, I don't think he was on the wrong side of the law. Jealousy is an evil monster. All the "hate" that Katt speaks of & he didn't even see this snake ass nigga slither 'round his two-tone gators. That must be the result(s) of all that "good shit" he's puffing. Either that, or those big ass diamonds in his ears are interfering with his third eye sight.


Stay tuned, folks...