Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Suge & Dre's dirty little secret

Y'all remember Michel'le (Toissaint)?

She was kind of famous in the late '80's for doing some R&B work with Dr. Dre, on Ruthless Records, the then-home to NWA, D.O.C., Eazy-E, Above The Law, & eventually Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony. If I'm not mistaken, her biggest hit was "No More Lies". & she was a part of the "All In The Same Game" song, singing the hook. In fact, I suggest you google her. The Net is much more informative than me on a Tuesday morning.

So, she's recently filed a child support lawsuit against former husband/former owner of Death Row records Marion "Suge" Knight. There isn't anything strange about that. Black women are notorious for laying down for nothing more than a bag of sunflower seeds, then blaming the sperm donor for all of their life problems. It happens everyday.

See, I'm one of those guys who uses equations for everything. Statistics, ratios, grade curves, the whole shabang. & it's mathematically impossible for every single dude who has seeds out in the world to be the most horrible bedfellows ever. Every man doesn't drop his load then get dressed laughing, with no intentions of being a father to his child. Life isn't so dramatic. In other words, let's stop candy-coating & pussy-footing for the sake of political correctness. These broads are just as, if not more so, shameful than a lot of guys. Ever seen Maury Povich? I love when he says "you are NOT the father!". It's vindication of sorts.

I read about this Marion/Michel'le situation, & the first thought I had was, "Damn, Marion is a brick catching mofo.". The second thought I had was, "Women be on some bullsh!t!". The third thought I had was, "Wait, doesn't she have a kid with Dr. Dre, former employee of Death Row records?".

Yes, she surely does.

So, what does this situation tell you about her? Was she a singer who got gang-raped after a studio session with 20 guys? Or was she a groupie who just happened to know how to sing? I have a babymomma (ugh...), & the last thing that any of my remaining friends would do is A) get her pregnant-sloppy seconds impregnation is just plain humiliating & B) marry her. I can't speak for those dudes, but my manhood has several inhibitors & governors which prevent me from doing something so ridiculous to myself. The drunken guys-night-out jokes would be unbearable.

Come to think about it, is that why Dre left Death Row? Because his babymom's was getting pinned up by the boss on his desk while Dre's knocking on the office door asking for the rest of his paycheck?

It's a curious situation, to say the least.

I think that, when us father's have the "sex" talk with our daughters, we need to drive home certain points. One being that you don't pass around the twat to numerous dudes in the same crew. Especially now, in the insta-video era, that type of lascivious behavior is throwing one's self under the bus with a million people watching, pointing & laughing. In the good old days, when parents forced adoptions & families were hush-hush about uncle's getting their niece's pregnant, that kind of behavior was tolerated. But not anymore. Oh, & we should warn them about unwanted babies & AIDS also.

Now, Suge & Dre's beef makes a little more sense. But, where did Tupac fit it, calling Dre "gay" & such? He probably hit that too. He did have a lot of songs about boning girls. She may want to call Maury & have the show DNA test his mom.

3 comments:

ThaKemizt said...

What's good Grand$? Yo, I did a flooring job in this chick's condo (not no regular condo, but a $5 mil condo in the hills in Thousand Oaks) and all she do all day is sit on her ass and smoke swishas. Disgusting.

JCITYHUSTLA617 said...

LMFAO DAMN THIS BROAD WAS KINDA SMART CUZ DIDNT SUGE KNIGHT AND DRE GO HALF ON DEATHROW SO MAYBE SHE THOUGHT IF THEY BOTH WAS HER BABIESDADDY NO MATTER WHO ULTIMATLY ENDED UP WITH DEATHROW THEY WOULD BE FOOTING THE BILL FOR HER LIFESTYLE UNTIL THEY WERE ON THEIR DEATHBED LOL...............I CAN PICTURE IT NOW WHEN NIGGAZ WAS COMPLAINING 2 SUGE BOUT THE MONEY HE OWNED HIM HE BRUSHED THEM OFF AND HAD THIS BROAD BLOW THEM TILL THEY FORGOT YOU KNOW HOW NIGGAZ GET AFTER SMOKIN THE BOOMBASTIC CHRONIC AND LETTIN DRE'S BABYMOMS SWALLOW PIPE LOL

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